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A Eulogy for the Cool NBA HeadbandsThese days, often the first thing you see when logging onto Twitter is news of someone’s death — and if not their actual death, then their…Sep 10, 2019Sep 10, 2019
Some Cooking Tips From Me, a Person Who Just Learned How To Boil Water A Week AgoI’ve always had an interest in two things: cooking and helping others. However, I have never indulged my interest in either one of those…Jul 30, 2019Jul 30, 2019
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